Jason’s Life

So the next time you’re having a really bad day or you’re really upset, here’s my tip for stress relief. Go to your local grocery store and pickup one of those precooked rotisserie chicken’s. The kind that are nice and tender with a lot of flavor, usually runs around $5.00. Anyways, grab one of those and then take it home, and take the top off to let it start cooling. Next step is to start exercising, anything physical will do here but the point is to tire yourself out and to work up a big appetite for food. Use you’re frustration to really push you through your workout.

After you have worked out and you’ve managed to work up a big appetite, go wash your hands and then head to the kitchen where you have this warm delicious bird waiting for you. Now this is the actual stress relief part, you are going to eat this chicken with your bare hands. That’s right, I suggest starting with the wings, just grab on and rip the bugger off, the bird can’t fly anymore anyways. Once you’re finished with the two wings, just start digging into the thing, rip off chunks of meat and start chewing on them. It’s sooo good and there’s just something primal and therapeutic about eating a chicken with your bare hands.

(For extra effect, throw the chicken in the fridge overnight and eat it cold. It’ll seem like it’s more raw and thus more primal, hehe).

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